Am I still asleep?
"This is not a dream. I am Capt Bun Bodgers. You are my second in command, Lt Lame Hooman. We were about to board our rocket ship to go fight the evil cat people of Meowvania III, but alas! You were knocked unconscious just as we discovered sabotage - our Enviromax-Vegburner-5000 engines have been drained of fuel! If only someone could bring me 1kg of finely grated carrot I could save the universe..."